I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You can't just leave with hair like that
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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