We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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