My friends, they love my intelligence
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
