return my video game
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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