I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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