dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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