His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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