Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He better not be in your backpack
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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