omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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