This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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