Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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