Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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