So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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