wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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