I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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