I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
