2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
420 ftw
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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