i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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