i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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