Welp...herpes.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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