Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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