I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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