it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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