Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
The chlamydia really affected his face.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
be right there i have to get my cape
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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