I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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