i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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