: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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