Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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