Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Randomize
