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say what?
wanna hang out?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
