you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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