Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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