She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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