My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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