Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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