i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
either way he was missing a nipple.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
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