Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I would ride that face into the sunset
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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