did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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