if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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