It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
