please come you make the beer taste better
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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