No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize