Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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