I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I would ride that face into the sunset
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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