Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Who died my cat blue again?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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