Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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