he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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