i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I want to fling myself into the sun
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
