he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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