official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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