Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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