there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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