Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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