lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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