Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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