Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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