its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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