She is in my trunk
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
